HB: My head is in the clouds. I am constantly distracted thinking about my next purchase: a new tuxedo jacket, a ruffled blouse, a strand of pearls. Am I a shopaholic? What should I be buying, anyway?
KL: First, look at the tuxedo you already own. The same goes for the ruffled blouse and the strand of pearls. They all look the same anyway, and they can wait because they're not new. Buy what you don't have yet, or what you really want, which can be mixed with what you already own. Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping. That's a little childish. Going from shop to shop is, perhaps, today considered a form of cultural anxiety. There are more constructive and intelligent ways to spend your time.
HB: I love the shine and bright colors in the spring collections, but I'm a wallflower. Is there a subtle way to incorporate them into my look?
KL: In terms of fashion, those wild prints and bright colors are more from last summer. One gets easily tired of violent prints and wild colors. And if you consider yourself a wallflower, then you better look in another fashion direction. In the city, bright colors and bold prints don't look so great. So if you must wear them, wait for your holiday.
HB: I would love to sport a pair of extra-high sandals to a party, but will I be able to walk in them after a couple of drinks? Some of the models on the runways couldn't stay on their feet!
KL: Please, your question is childish. Don't drink when you wear stilettos. I can't advise you to get drunk at home to find out if you would be able to walk in them at a party. Plus, you aren't on the runway. Life should not be a fashion show. Only the girls in the shows have to wear unfinished prototypes. What you see later in the shops are safe — or safer. Naomi Campbell became a showstopper when she fell in her Vivienne Westwood platforms during a show. You don't have to go that high. If you're short, you can look out of proportion. Very high heels actually look better on tall girls, but men hate to walk around with giants who make them feel like midgets.
HB: I love all of the transparency on the runways, but I am no exhibitionist. What am I supposed to wear under all of the sheer fabrics without having a wardrobe malfunction?
KL: That is easy today. There are great flesh-colored bodysuits everywhere. But why go into this seven-veils-dance business if you're a prude? Look at romantic styles: They make for an easy look, although they can be boring. You may look like a confused person if you wear things without being 100 percent convinced that they are perfect for you and your life.
HB: I have OCD about wearing black. How can I brighten up my life?
KL: Black, like white, is the best color! They both look great with added color touches like red.
HB: Bright red lipstick, major chandelier earrings: I am constantly searching for fashion pick-me-ups. What do you think are the newest mood boosters?
KL: I am not sure the new "mood boosters" are in fashion! This is perhaps the moment to think things over. Is your life that flat that you need a new lift all the time? Some people would call you superficial, but as your doctor, I say: Try to look a little deeper into yourself. Fashion is important, but it's not the only permanent booster. Change your hairdo. Reinvent your look. Start at the beginning. Look at yourself honestly, and don't ask me to tell you what you want to hear. I am not here only to please you. My job is also to tell you that it's time for a little change. I hope you don't mind.
HB: I am suffering from split personalities: Do I go for glamour or keep a low-key fashion profile in these tough economic times?
KL: Better a split personality than no personality at all. If you have that feeling, it's a good sign. It means there is enough personality to split in two, but it doesn't say which is the most interesting. Forget the "economic times" and think about what is right for this moment in your life. There is a certain kind of glamour that is terribly dated. The red-carpet look needs to be reinvented, but since you are not a movie star, the only carpet you have to dazzle on is your own.
Taken from Harper's Bazaar, proving yet again, that Kaiser Karl rules the {fashion} world